
Upon closer inspection it appears to be exceptionally well constructed. A fine specimen indeed.

BUT!
APOCALYPSE REVEALED
Patiently awaiting the breaking of the sacred glass, the spirit of the Arachnoidiscus prepares to unleash its eight tentacles of despair upon humankind. As protector of the Slide of Entombment, even after copious amounts of Bourbon, I vow to save us all from certain destruction.

We now have proof positive that the spirit world exists a mere phase shift away from our own reality.

...now where's that Bourbon
