The result was some interesting abstracts.
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These are HDR images, constructed using Photoshop CS5, File > "Merge to HDR Pro", from four images of exposure times ranging over a 75:1 range.
What's particularly interesting to me about these images is that due to the height of the inclined cover slip, I couldn't get the objective down low enough to focus so the subject is just a complete blur in normal light. I would show you the view, but basically there's nothing to see -- it's like looking at clouds through fog. What we're seeing here is entirely a speckle pattern, formed by the laser beam interfering with itself before and after reflection from the beetle. Short of like a hologram, I guess, though I'm far from clear that it would be possible to reconstruct anything from a capture like this.
--Rik